Peter Griffin isn't a practical, intelligent, kind, or relatable man. I'm not sure where I was going with that - point is, guy is a slob (even for a cartoon), and he made a sandwich and you guys all wanted to watch me eat it. Well here ya go.



  • White bread
  • Butter
  • 1 small can of vienna sausages
  • 1 bag of Doritos
  • 1 Cadbury Egg
  • 4 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups


  1. Start by draining your can of vienna sausages and setting them aside. Butter each slice of bread on 1 side and then start layering.
  2. Start with 1 layer of sausage, followed by 4 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, some crushed Doritos and 1 Cadbury Egg.
  3. Cover with the non buttered side of bread, and place on your panini press. Cook until golden brown and the chocolate has melted inside.
  4. Serve and enjoy!