Ned Flanders might be an uncomfortable source of familial affection and exaggerated Judeo-Christian values, but he's also the source of some damned fine-looking hot cocoa. In the silver-screen adaptation of America's longest-running-animated-adult-comedy-cartoon-family, Flanders continues his assault on the Simpson's way of life with a steaming mug of human kindness and empathy.




  • whole milk
  • Heavy cream
  • Evaporated milk
  • (Optional) Sweet and condensed milk if you want an ultra-creamy hot chocolate
  • ½ cup of Ghirardelli cocoa powder
  • ½ cup of 70% dark baking chocolate
  • ½ cup of sugar
  • Pinch of salt
  • Small pinch of ground cinnamon
  • (Optional) 1 teaspoon of instant coffee
  • Whipped cream
  • Chocolate shavings
  • 1 small graham cracker
  • 1 marshmallow



  1. Add your 2 parts whole milk, 1-part heavy cream, and 1- part of
    evaporated milk
  2. Heat milk on warm and whisk while heating. Heat to steaming hot but
    not boiling. (around 190 degrees Fahrenheit)
  3. Add ½ cup of Ghirardelli cocoa powder to milk. Add your ½ cup of 70%
    dark baking chocolate and whisk together.
  4. Add ½ cup of sugar and continue to whisk until everything is mixed in completely.
  5. Add 1 pinch of salt and a small pinch of ground cinnamon. Add instant coffee if you would like. Whisk to mix in all ingredients.
  6. Pour hot chocolate into a cup and cover in whipped cream.
  7. Shave chocolate overtop of the whipped cream.
  8. Add graham cracker to the top of the whipped cream and coat top with whipped cream.
  9. Stick marshmallow on top of graham cracker. Then toast marshmallow to your liking.
  10. Serve and enjoy!