Doug Yancey Funnie was voiced by none other than Billy West - and now, if you think about his voice, you can't help but hear Fry from Futurama. You're welcome. Unfortunately we're not trying out Honker Burgers or Mr. Sleech's Donuts; instead, follow along this week as we ruin some perfectly good pizza.



Banana Pudding Pizza

  • 3 Tbsp cornstarch

  • ¾ cup plain white sugar

  • 2 ½ cups whole milk

  • 3 beaten egg yolks

  • 1 Tbsp butter

  • 2 Tbsp vanilla paste

  • Bananas

  • Pepperoni

Swedish Pizza

  • Bananas

  • Peanuts

  • Ham

  • Curry powder

Plantain Pizza

  • ¼ tsp baking soda

  • Italian seasoning

  • 2 Tbsp olive oil

  • Salt

  • Plantains

  • Mozzarella

  • Parmesan cheese, grated


Banana Pudding Pizza

Click here for the pizza dough recipe

  1. In a bowl combine 3 Tbsp of cornstarch with ¾ cup of plain white sugar and whisk to combine. To the same bowl add 2 ½ cups of whole milk and whisk until everything is incorporated.

  2. Add mixture to a pot and cook over a medium low heat stirring constantly.

  3. When mixture is hot, remove ¼ of a cup and SLOWLY combine that with 3 beaten egg yolks in a separate bowl. Once that is combined, SLOWLY add that mixture back to the pot and whisk until the mixture has thickened and coats the back of a spoon.

  4. Remove from heat and place in a separate bowl. Add 1 Tbsp of butter and 2 tsp of vanilla paste. Whisk to combine. Let cool for about 30 minutes before covering with plastic wrap, pressing directly onto the surface of the pudding, and placing in the fridge until it sets.

  5. Preheat your oven to 500°F.

  6. Make your pizza dough, and top with sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni.

  7. Cook for about 10 minutes or until crust is golden brown, and let sit to cool for about 5 minutes.

  8. Remove pudding from fridge. Slice up some bananas and add to your pudding mixture. Stir to combine and then add to the top of the pizza.

  9. Serve and enjoy!

Swedish Pizza

  1. Preheat your oven to 500°F.

  2. Make your pizza dough, and top with sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced banana, a handful of peanuts, some slices of ham and a generous sprinkling of curry powder.

  3. Cook until crust is golden brown.

  4. Serve and enjoy!

Plantain Pizza

  1. In a food processor, add 2 plantains along with ¼ tsp baking soda, some italian seasoning, 2 Tbsp olive oil, and some salt. Blend into a paste.

  2. Add parchment paper to a baking sheet, and cover lightly with oil. Put plantain mixture on top of parchment paper in a small circle the size of a small pizza.

  3. Bake in an oven at 375°F for about 12 minutes until it comes out golden brown and place on a cooling rack to let cool.

  4. Add it to a well-oiled baking sheet and top with sauce, mozzarella cheese, and parmesan cheese.

  5. Place back in the oven and cook for an additional 10 minutes.

  6. Remove and let cool for 5 minutes.

  7. Serve and enjoy!